Stupid Shiny Sun

Usually, I'm up a long time before the kids. Not this morning. This is the first thing I heard this morning thanks to Zippy:

"The sun's coming up."
*incoherent mumbling from me *
"The sun says it's morning." This time accompanied by a little shake of my arm.
"The sun says it's time to get up Mommy!"

This last sentence was shouted in my ear. I figured that since I would now need a massive dose of pain-killer to get rid of the headache I suddenly had, I might as well start the day. Stupid, shiny sun. He and I are going to have a long talk about waking my kids up. . . .

I DID IT!

I'm still digging myself and my house out from the chaos of me being gone for 4 days, but I've surfaced long enough to point out that I did it: I WENT TO FORKS!!!

So, now I can truly say it's like I've died and gone to Forks!

I'll post more pics and details soon, now back to the dishes that waited for me!

3 days!

That's right! Only 3 days left until I hop on a plane and take myself up to Forks!!!! Like a friend pointed out yesterday, I'll finally be able to justify the title to this blog. LOL Truly, I can hardly think of anything else. . . unless you count all the laundry, cleaning, packing, etc. I need to do before I leave. We just won't talk about that.

For the past 2 weeks, Z-man has been denying the existence of this trip. "You're not going anywhere," "I don't know what you're talking about," "What trip?" "What's Twilight?" Really funny stuff (insert eye-roll here). We'll just see what he says when he's in charge of our little world without me. What's Twilight indeed.

Count-Down

3 weeks from right now, I will be getting ready to board a plane to Seattle.

That's right, folks. 3 weeks from today is the beginning of my trip to Forks, Washington. . .I really will have Gone to Forks!!!!

I might be a little excited. I also might be having a hard time focusing on anything else today.

Is it a sign of insanity if I spend the day dancing around and chanting "3 weeks"?

Guilty Pleasures

I've recently been reminded by my ever-so-kind-and-loving girlfriends, that I adore quite a few things that make them snicker and giggle--and roll their eyes on occasion. I thought it would be a hoot to list as many of them as I can. So, in the name of making those I love laugh today, here's my list of guilty pleasures: i.e. things I really shouldn't love like I do:

**"Dude Where's My Car?"--come on, it's hilarious!
**Demolition derbies
**Twilight/Stephenie Meyers--this is way beyond guilty pleasure but I still get some eye-rolls over it
**Ace of Base
**Romance novels (although Rae keeps me within strict bounds--thanks babe!)
**Dukes of Hazard--either the old show or the new movie--lovely mindless viewing pleasure!
**Manual (i.e. stick shift) engines--ooh the power!
**Mac computers--but really, they all want one too!

This just barely scratches the surface! What are your guilty pleasures?

Delicious Destruction

Last Saturday we went to the Salt Lake County Fair as a family. Now, before you get all teary-eyed with cute images of our little family strolling through the animals and baked goods being all lovey, you should know why we went. One reason and one reason only: the Demolition Derby.

For those who don't know what that is (and really, you all should), it's a bunch of people (guys mostly) with too much time and an extra car. They take all glass, etc out of said extra car and use it to smash into each other. It's a grown up version of bumper cars. And it is one of the best ways to spend a summer Saturday night ever!!!

I know, I know, I come across all sophisticated and urbane (snorts and snickers appropriate here). But Z-man and his roomies introduced me to the joy that is a demolition derby when we were still first dating. Translation: I was still up for anything becuase I was trying to impress him. And I have been hooked ever since. My parents think I've lost my mind. Many of my girlfriends laugh at me. But until you have heard the snarl of a beefed-up engine followed by a very satisfying crunch of folding metal and the accompanying roar of an excited (and mostly drunk) crowd, you'll never know the thrill that is a demolition derby.

So, here's to those drivers with too much adrenaline and too many cars! Thanks for making my summer!

It's Finally Here!

Breaking Dawn is finally here--and I'm finally finished reading. OK, who am I kidding--I was finished less than 24 hours after getting it in my hot little hands. (Thanks Rachelle for bringing it to me at 1 am--I owe you big!). All I can say is WOW!!! It's amazing--and surprising--and not at all what I expected! And my brain is still too fried from being up too late and reading too much to say any more than that! Read it!